Booyaka!

This carnival is bananas! I love it! We sell all this cool, glowy stuff! And some blow-up stuff! It's cheaply made, but who cares!? I love it! Tonight, I'm going to the roof-rides! I can't wait! I'm kinda hoping Irvy will be there. He and I have been kinda dating again. He's being less jerky-jerk like he was a couple years ago, so that's good. We've gone to couples therapy. It was awesome. He was all Mr. Cool when we got there, even hitting on the therapist lady, but that just fueled the fire and the therapist totally took my side. It was awesome. He was being hit from two sides and was totally screwed in any arguments! Shot down left and right like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom! lol

So now, he's taking me to the rides! And if he doesn't win me a gigantic, stuffed, purple pony, I'll be mad and make him go an extra hour to our next session! Boo ya ha ha ha ha ka!

Hey friends! Gray and I are out in Prosperity doing some recon and we need to fight this robot thing, but we don't have equipment. Is there somebody out there that can bring us our stuff and also help us in the fight? We're allowed to have one other friend with us to fight it. I have no idea what kind of monster it is, but it's a robot and probably strong. Thanks! TTYL!

--Posted from Selphie's cell phone--

Today was so cool! Guess what happened! You'll never believe it! A guy came into the store to buy some cards and he was like, flirting with me and stuff! And then as he was about to leave with his cards and not my phone number, he suddenly comes back! And it was weird because he was like, walking backwards and stuff! And then he bought more cards for me (squee! commission!) and I wrote my number on the back of a Bite Bug card (we give them out for free with purchase of more than 100 gil) and gave it to him, and then he was gonna leave, but then he came back and I was like "that's right! I need your number, too!" so he was like "too?" and gave me his number even though he pretended to not know what was going on! And then he came back and I was like, zomgduh! He needs my work number, too! And then he came back again and I was like, "oh yeah, my address so you can pick me up!" and then he came back again and I was starting to feel really dumb for not giving him all this stuff the first time, and this time I gave him a list of my favorite flowers in order of prettiness! And then a list of my favorite foods! And I told him I liked fun party environments, not stuffy formal stuff, so I am so like YAY about this date!

I sure hope he calls....... Why are my fingers so crampy? I didn't write THAT much.....

Today was so cool! Guess what happened! You'll never believe it! A guy came into the store to buy some cards and he was like, flirting with me and stuff! And then as he was about to leave with his cards and not my phone number, he suddenly comes back! And it was weird because he was like, walking backwards and stuff! And then he bought more cards for me (squee! commission!) and I wrote my number on the back of a Bite Bug card (we give them out for free with purchase of more than 100 gil) and gave it to him, and then he was gonna leave, but then he came back and I was like "that's right! I need your number, too!" so he was like "too?" and gave me his number even though he pretended to not know what was going on! And then he came back and I was like, zomgduh! He needs my work number, too! And then he came back again and I was like, "oh yeah, my address so you can pick me up!" and then he came back again and I was starting to feel really dumb for not giving him all this stuff the first time, and this time I gave him a list of my favorite flowers in order of prettiness! And then a list of my favorite foods! And I told him I liked fun party environments, not stuffy formal stuff, so I am so like YAY about this date!

I sure hope he calls....... Anybody getting that deja vu feeling today?

Today was so cool! Guess what happened! You'll never believe it! A guy came into the store to buy some cards and he was like, flirting with me and stuff! And then as he was about to leave with his cards and not my phone number, he suddenly comes back! And it was weird because he was like, walking backwards and stuff! And then he bought more cards for me (squee! commission!) and I wrote my number on the back of a Bite Bug card (we give them out for free with purchase of more than 100 gil) and gave it to him, and then he was gonna leave, but then he came back and I was like "that's right! I need your number, too!" so he was like "too?" and gave me his number even though he pretended to not know what was going on! And then he came back and I was like, zomgduh! He needs my work number, too! And then he came back again and I was like, "oh yeah, my address so you can pick me up!" and then he came back again and I was starting to feel really dumb for not giving him all this stuff the first time, and this time I gave him a list of my favorite flowers in order of prettiness! And then a list of my favorite foods! And I told him I liked fun party environments, not stuffy formal stuff, so I am so like YAY about this date!

I sure hope he calls....... Anybody getting that deja vu feeling today?

Today was so cool! Guess what happened! You'll never believe it! A guy came into the store to buy some cards and he was like, flirting with me and stuff! And then as he was about to leave with his cards and not my phone number, he suddenly comes back! And it was weird because he was like, walking backwards and stuff! And then he bought more cards for me (squee! commission!) and I wrote my number on the back of a Bite Bug card (we give them out for free with purchase of more than 100 gil) and gave it to him, and then he was gonna leave, but then he came back and I was like "that's right! I need your number, too!" so he was like "too?" and gave me his number even though he pretended to not know what was going on! And then he came back and I was like, zomgduh! He needs my work number, too! And then he came back again and I was like, "oh yeah, my address so you can pick me up!" and then he came back again and I was starting to feel really dumb for not giving him all this stuff the first time, and this time I gave him a list of my favorite flowers in order of prettiness! And then a list of my favorite foods! And I told him I liked fun party environments, not stuffy formal stuff, so I am so like YAY about this date!

I sure hope he calls.......

Blarg. I was at work yesterday, trying to start up a long-overdue card tournament when I suddenly felt terrible. My vision was bad, everybody looked like scary monsters, I couldn't speak, I was angry, sick, and so much more! What weird gases. Lucky for me, I'm a world traveler and know the scent of malboro breath when I smell it! I went home to get cured and wear this ribbon over my face to keep me from inhaling the fumes, but no go! The ribbon I bought from that accessory shop is gone! How suck!

Now I'm at home being all sick. Gray kind of takes care of me, but he has his own things to do, too. Feels like poison. Yuckies.

Uh oh. Bathroom! GTG!

Note to self! This morning when you wake up, check yourself! Your shirt got all ruffled when you slept and when you wake up, you'll be exposed! Gray will see you and will stay in bed longer than normal, though I dunno why.....

Gah, wait a minute! I don't check my livejournal until later! How is this going to help me!? How can I stop myself from waking up like that every day? I sure hope this repeat day stuff is like that show with that super-sexy black guy that is able to change things progressively. I hate waking up self-conscious every day!

Can't believe this is my concern considering Chaos took over the world today and crushed your source of income and entertainment: the mall! Stupid fortress!

How to stop this, how to stop this.... THINK, Selphie, THINK!

.....GAH! All I can think about is the morning! Ooh, I'm so sorry, Gray! I really don't like making you so awkward in the mornings! If it helps, it's just my body and it's okay to peek! I peek at you! So it's okay, right? We're cool? Stop being so awkward around me today!

.....this is because I'm only 17, isn't it?

I DIDN'T STUDY! We have a test tomorrow in NORG's Underlings class on the subject of Doing What We're Told and I have noooooo clue what that section was about! I was in class chatting on my iText and all the sudden NORG is like TEST TOMORROW! And I'm texted "OMG!" and whoever I was texting was like "wut" and I was like "OMG TEST OMG!" and that person was like "OMG RLY?" and I was like "YESSSSSSS." 

I'm so nervous now! I'm gonna try to copy off of the octopus. He has this plan to cheat, though I forget the details of it, so I figure if his plan works, then my plan to cheat off the cheater should work, too, right? 

.......right?

ULTY HELP ME OUT! We make such a great team!